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尊敬的战友们，你们好

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你们健身了吗

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我这刚刚地健完

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非常的舒服

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今天做的加倍，全身是水

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昨天元宵节

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我们在家里和同事喝酒

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结果是我太太喝多了

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喝得吐啊，一直吐

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我照顾她一晚上

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早上起来，6点多起来

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给她熬小米稀饭

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熬完以后端进去，喝了

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喝了以后又睡去了

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我这赶快锻炼

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锻炼不到三小时

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这原来啊

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几十年前都是我喝多

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（太太）照顾我

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从来我不知道喝多了多恶心人

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现在我才知道

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喝多酒吐的真臭啊

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这是报应啊

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过去我咋糟尽我太太了

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糟尽我这身边的人了

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现在我不喝了

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现在她喝多了

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啥都有轮回，有报应啊

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大家要切记切记

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为什么叫夫妻呀

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这个夫妻啊

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你有钱有势的时候你好的时候

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可能显不着妻子显不着丈夫

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等到你需要

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另外一个人支持的时候

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就是“人”的意义啊

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需要另外支持的时候

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这就像花钱一样

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你存款多少

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这时候平常你不舍的

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存款你都享受了

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那到需要的时候就没钱了

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这时我太太因为有高额存款

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她这一辈子做了仨决定

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最伟大的啊

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第一个，我，最好的风投

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当年投资了我，回报亿万倍啊

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第二个，人家存款这几十年

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三十三年结婚，

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人家就是照顾我

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这存款存的这辈子花不完了

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这第三个，人家是做了决定

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人家生儿生闺女

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再也不要孩子

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让要也不要

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人家是早生早育

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身材倍儿好，身体好

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所以说女人

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这个决定太重要了

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男人决定也太重要了

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结婚太重要

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昨天我照顾她给她捶背呀

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“铛铛铛”给她捶

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我就想想我这过去几十年

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每次喝多都是她给我捶

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你说我吐完以后

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比她厉害十倍，还闹腾人

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别人喝多就吐

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人家也不闹人，还笑

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你说我那是什么玩意儿

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跟个疯子似的

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哎呀，想想在北京过的日子

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就不是人过的日子

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昨天是元宵节

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从2000年前到汉朝

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一直有这个元宵节

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本来是佛祖，拜佛祖舍利子

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打着灯笼的日子，初十五

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成了一个中国人的元宵节

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驱邪避恶，我们都喝高兴了

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到今天发展的道教、各种说法

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什么去病驱邪的

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包括各种说法，那都不对

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我觉得初十五

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是中国人一个开始

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从一天到十五天

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初一和十五是两个大日子

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这是中国的万物复苏

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新的一年的开始

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风水都轮回转了

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而且什么事情都不一样了

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这为啥初一、十五

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说不能做爱呀

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对身体伤害太大

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嗯，确实是对的

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所以初一、十五这都是大日子

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第一个，农历年的十五

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这确实是驱邪避恶的

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我太太就驱了邪了

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人家昨天喝多了

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把那过去都吐出来了

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（那些）脏东西

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然后让我看到了过去我做的恶

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现在我给人家捶背

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给人家倒水，给人家按摩

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然后呢 还不行

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早上起来熬小米稀饭

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熬了一两个小时熬烂了

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弄点咸菜腊菜端过去

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看着人家喝了，是不是

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这不就是该着她了嘛

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万物复苏了，该我得报应了

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我准备好了

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我说我太太忍了我三十三年

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照顾我三十三年

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就我这狗脾气

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我这必须未来得

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照顾她最起码三五十年吧

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嗯，三五十年

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我是有信心能照顾好她

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当个好丈夫

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所以昨天这日子过得不错

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虽然睡了不到两三个小时

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起来运动，很舒服

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做平板撑做得也很好

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今天虽然星期六，我还得工作

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但是锻炼时候就想给战友们

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唠叨唠叨昨天发生的事儿

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告诉战友们、男同志

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千万记住要对你的老婆好

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对你的老婆的爹妈好

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要对你身边的女人

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和老人、孩子好

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否则老天必报应你

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什么权力、财富、安全

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都是自己作出来的

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真的是，就是在伊拉克

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也有人安全，也有人不安全

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安全的人比不安全的多

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还是好人多

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女同志千万记住

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对你的丈夫别着急

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他多么作

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别随便地

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因事而异，别随便做大决定

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你都是存款

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早晚都得还回来的

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关键是记住自己心中没有恶

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什么都好，学会存款啊

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这就是佛教的轮回啊

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这就是轮回

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这就是因缘轮回

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感触颇多呀，感触颇多呀

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这大十五的

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我把我的感受给大家分享分享

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而且女同志一定

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对你丈夫的兄弟姐妹爹妈好

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特别他妈，那就是高额存款

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你记住

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比你在银行里那存款强

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都存给盗国贼了

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都让他刘桐、刘新扬、

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刘呈杰、贯君

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都让那海航

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那绿地都给你花了

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你存款是最愚蠢的

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在中国，一年30%就没了

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你看看房地产

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通货膨胀你就明白了

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7.5%的通货膨胀

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你还哪有存款利息呀

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不白给人家打工嘛

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战友们，文贵以情相待

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啥都得唠叨，别见笑

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同时，再一次的我说要感谢

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所有的援郭会的战友们

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世界各地的

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这次世界级的游行

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文贵用任何话都不能说出

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感激和表达我的感动、感恩

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我只有用行动

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大家慢慢看吧

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我现在不是有信心

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这不是那么简单了

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现在的事情变得不是

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盗国贼的日子很不好过

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我们的未来无限美好

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是盗国贼的末日就来了

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一切都是刚刚开始

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亲爱的战友们，过一个好周末

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谢谢